southgua 发表于 2009-8-12 09:37:38

Just for fun... (一对夫妻的家信)

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...   在国外工作的丈夫写信给妻子...

Dear Sweetheart, 亲爱的,

I can't send my salary this month as the global market crises has affected
me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

这个月因为全球经济危机,我没法寄工资过来了,但是我寄了100个吻给你,我的爱人。

Your loving husband,
爱你的丈夫


His wife replied... 他的妻子回复...

Sweetheart Dearest,   亲爱的,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...

谢谢你的100个吻,下面我用你的吻换的东西...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
送牛奶的人答应用2个吻换一个月的牛奶

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
7个吻之后电工就答应不给我们断电

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
房东同意每天2-3个吻来取代房租

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items and hope you understand.   
超市老板不答应只是吻而已,所以我给了他其他的东西,希望你能明白

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.   其他花费40个吻

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise!!!

请不要担心,我还剩下35个吻,希望能用这些度过这一个月...
下个月我能排同样的计划吗?请告知!!!

Your Sweet Heart,
爱你的,

猴子 发表于 2009-8-12 10:02:58

哈 没看懂啥意思耶

易鹤 发表于 2009-8-13 14:10:08

;P

韓_韢 发表于 2009-8-13 17:27:20

这样也行{:3_128:}

℡筱ヤ璐 发表于 2009-9-7 10:29:58

{:3_137:}O(∩_∩)O~
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